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You are an Internet addict, if ...
You refer to going to the � as downloading.
Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from � to bottom.
Your dreamnightmareswishnews are in HTML and GIFS.
You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net � com."
Your � races faster and beatbeetbeatsbeets irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.
You turn on your televisionintercomradiomp3 player when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
All of your � have an @ in their names.
Your � has its own home �.
You can'thaven'tdoesn'tdid call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.
You don't know the sex of three of your closestmost closemostworse friends because they have neutral voicessurnamesnicknamesfriends and you never bothered to ask.
Your � tells you that he has had the � for 2 months.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and � and check your e-mail on the way back to �.
Your wife�makemakesdodoes a new rule: "The � cannot come to bed."
You ask a � how much it would cost to replace the � in front of your computer with a toilet.
Your wife says � is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second � line so the two of you can chat.
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Find the computer words that the following definitions refer to.
