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South Park: Facebook
Downloadable worksheets:
in the ghetto
Level:
intermediate
Age:
14-100
Downloads:
8
THe Media -- TELTHe Media -- TELEVISIO" - Listening test for Intermediate/ Upper Intermediate students
Level:
intermediate
Age:
12-17
Downloads:
1641
Physical description listening
Level:
elementary
Age:
10-17
Downloads:
1116
Shopping + Teenagers� opinions on fashion - Listening TEST for Intermediate Students
Level:
intermediate
Age:
12-17
Downloads:
1042
Valentine�s Day - Listening activities (video from youtube)
Level:
elementary
Age:
10-17
Downloads:
1016
A 13-year-old boy�s life: Listening Comprehension Test
Level:
elementary
Age:
9-12
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942
South Park: Facebook
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1.
Watch the video
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2. Fill the gaps:
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Cartman:
I've
more friends than Kyle, I've
more friends than Kyle!
Kyle:
How the
do you have more
than me?
Cartman:
'cause
think I'm
dude
Kyle:
How many
do you have, Kenny?������������������������������������������������������������������
Kenny:
phphupmu
Kyle:
What?How the hell do I only
37 friends?
Stan
: Are you
doing that stupid facebook�
again?
Cartman:
facebook yes!
Stan
: Why are you
in here wasting your
, we are supposed to be out�
videogames
Kyle:
Stan, do you don't get how
facebook has become. You can
your friends, play Yatzee with your friends,
start your
farm and have your friends
it.
Stan
:
, who the hell
to play Yatzee?
Cartman:
Stan, we know it's hard to get
, so we have a little
for you
Kyle:
Yeah dude, we
you your own facebook
.
Cartman:
Surprise!
Stan
: No! I
you guys I don't
be on facebook.
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3. Fill the gaps or choose the correct answer�:
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Dad
: Hey Stan! I was on my
at work and
that you have a facebook page now?
Stan
: Yeah dad, I was kinda
force
forced
forked
to
Dad
: Well so...are you
wanna
gonna
iguana
add me as a friend?
Stan
: No, dad, I
don't want to get
into it
Dad
: Oh, ok...So I'm...I'm not your
then?
Stan
: Dad, you are my friend
Dad
: But you just don't
gonna
won't
wanna
add me as a
.
Stan
: Dad is
a stupid click of the bottom, it
shakes
takes
makes
two seconds
Dad
: Right! But you don't
the two seconds, or...?
Stan
: I just wanna do my
Dad
: All right! Fine.... Just to be
clear
mean
team
, you and I are not friends?
Stan
: Allright dad I'll
you!
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4.�Choose the correct answer:
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Wendy
: Am I a
tote
joke
poke
to you?
Stan
: What?
Wendy
: I just
want
can't
won't
to know is that all I am, a big joke?
Stan
:�em, no
Wendy
: You do
have
has
hat
a facebook page, Stan!
Stan
: Oh , Goddamit! I just got that because Kyle...
Wendy
: Yeah I
show
saw
sew
your page Stan,
relation ship
readership
relationship
status: Single?
Stan
: Relationship status? I don't
every
even
pay any attention to
it
this
that
Wendy
: Do you like being
pringle
mingle
single
Stan? So that you can
fuse
use
tube
facebook to find other
gals
girls
real
?...According to your facebook page we
aren't
isn't
friends!
Stan
:Allright, I'll add you as a friend, I'm sorry!
Wendy
: And you better
make
change
take
your relationship
status
cactus
to "In a relationship"
Stan
: How?
Wendy
: By editing your
coffee
profile
file
on your basic information!
Stan
: Ok, I'm sorry!
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5. Unscramble the lines:
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: Allright dad, I'll add grandma as a friend
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:Stan? Why won't you be friends with Grandma?
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: Dude,F*** facebook, seriously!
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: Edit profile...Basic..Settings..JesusChrist
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: Grandma Is in the hospital, and you don't even be friends with her.
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: That's better. Oh, and I sent you a funny picture and you didn't respond to it.
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6.�Find the words in�the text for the following definitions:
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a) Male friend�
b) Something you aprove of, something good
c) Things
d)�Man��
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Well done!!!! I hope you enjoyed it!!!
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