Of ghost and goblins yet unseen
Skeletons dancing with vampires
Good gracious me it�s Halloween.
When small figures knock at your door
Shouting and screaming �Trick or Treat!�
And sometimes they still egg your house
Even after you give them a sweet.
When Michael Myers is back in town
All good teen age girls become soldiers
They arm themselves to the teeth
And take his destruction on their shoulders.
When a freaky piano solo gives you the willies
And your costume speaks of your creativity
With witches and ghouls and monsters abroad
Tonight there is no room for sensitivity.
When a Pumpkin takes on a strange significance
And people dress mostly in purple and green
When even the zombies perform a macabre dance
This is the night of all nights, Oh Halloween!
THERE ONCE WAS A WITCH
WITH A REALLY BAD ITCH
WHICH SHE COULDN'T DITCH
SO SHE HAD TO HITCH
AND THIS ITCHY WITCH
MADE A LITTLE STITCH...
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THEN SHE SHOPPED A SNITCH
AND BECAME VERY RICH
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THERE ONCE WAS A GHOUL
AND HE WAS NO FOOL
SEE, HE WANTED TO RULE
OUR TOWN HIGH SCHOOL
AND THIS SERIOUS GHOUL
HE HID IN OUR POOL...
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THERE ONCE WAS A TROLL
WHO WOULD PLAY BASKETBALL
BUT HE WAS JUST TOO SMALL
SO HE WISHED TO BE TALL
HE MADE A PHONE CALL...
THERE ONCE WAS A BAT
WHO COULD FLY JUST LIKE THAT
BUT HE WAS SIMPLY TOO FAT
TO RUN FROM A CAT
AND THIS CHUBBY BAT
HE JUST WOULDN'T LET...
HERE'S HOPING THIS EXERCISE DOESN'T GIVE YOU TOO MANY NIGHTMARES...
See you soon
with more Halloween
capers