1. One of them assured that he/she had felt safe the night before, he/she had slept with a nurse.
2. Another said the police were looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed. Your ugly ass was safe, but where should he/she hide?
3. A pink one told that the night before he/she laid in bed looking up the stars in the sky and he/she had thought to himself/herself, where the heck was the ceiling?
4. A green one explained that You had picked her up, You had took her home, You had put your hands around her waist, You had took off her top, then You had put your lips on hers. Later She thanked God she was a bottle of pepsi.
5. A very tight t-shirt said that he/she hadn't fallen because he/she was drunk, he/she had fallen because he/she had slipped on his/her vomit.
6. A girls t-shirt told us she hadn't found the man of her dreams, so she would just sleep with mine.
7. Another t-shirt suffested me to save a bed and sleep in its arms.
8. A babies t-shirt assured that he fought his own battles. And then in brackets said that he chose pikachu.
9. A very large t-shirt explained that the previous day, a friend and him had had a discussion about dinosaurs and had came to the conclusion that t-rexs had been only angry and aggresive because their arms had been too short to hug one another.
10. The last t-shirt I can remember asked why Monday was so far from Friday, and Friday was so near to Monday.
